Link, what shapely calves you have! Zelda leggings

With all the running around Link does on a daily basis,  he’s sure to have some ripped legs tucked away beneath those baggy clothes and leather boots.

I think it’s about time he ditch the white tights and go with something more like… these!

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These officially-licensed Zelda leggings are exactly what the green clad hero needs. They’re perfect for swimming across a moat, horseback riding, climbing conveniently placed spider webs, sailing around all creating in a talking boat, sumo wrestling a Goron, or even saving the princess.

Sure, they’re intended for women, but don’t let that stop you from snagging a pair for yourself if you’re a nerdy dude with some shapely legs you want to show off.

Available at Think Geek

Terry Crews – Robot, Giver of Life Lessons, bad ass supreme

The world is full of people who make every day people look at them with awe and admiration. Whether it’s because of their achievements, their wealth, or their amazing sense of style.

Terry Crews does it for all those reasons and more.

Below, Crews does what could be considered ‘the greatest Robot of all time’ as the video title suggests, but given the nature of the man I think it’s more accurate to say he IS a robot and every day he gives ‘the greatest Human of all time.’

Crews is a former NFL star, actor, Old Spice spokesperson, game show host (probably the most shocking because of his incredibly calm demeanor on the show compared to his normal hyper-energetic persona),  and overall impressive person. Does it really surprise anyone that he’s also a great dancer?

Terry, slow it down a bit and leave something for the rest of us to do. We can’t keep up, maaan!

Disney meets Victoria’s Secret – Princesses on Parade!

Greco, an artist so good he only needs one name, has created one of the more interesting Disney princess crossovers I’ve seen recently. Somehow he managed to tastefully put Disney Princesses Elsa, Anna, Merida, Moana, and Rapunzel into a Victoria’s Secret runway show.

Despite the designs actually being pretty amazing, I don’t think we’ll see these outfits at Disney World anytime soon. Plus, I’m still having trouble figuring out how Elsa’s wings stay up like that without cracking. Damn ice magic, you is spooky.

Elsa

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Anna

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Moana

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Rapunzel

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Merida

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Check out more on Greco’s Instagram #archibald.art
Source: Fashionably Geek

Jackie Chan was surprised by being reunited with his original stunt team, then everything got a bit misty

In 1976 legendary actor Jackie Chan created The Jackie Chan Stunt Team. Working closely with Chan over the course of 40 years, the team grew, changed members, and always adhered to a strict code of brotherhood and respect.

In 2016, 40 years later, not only was Jackie honored with his first ever Oscar Award,  but he also received a tear jerking surprise reunion with the surviving members of the original Jackie Chan Stunt Team.

The current Jackie Chan Stunt Team stood by Chan’s side as they watched former members onscreen remember what it was like working with Jackie early on. Some memories were less pleasant than others, but each one clearly had an impact on Jackie Chan as he held back tears the entire time.

“I had a girlfriend then.  She said, ‘Every time you leave for work, you might just come back to me as a lifeless body.’ So we broke up.”

“We all have this spirit. If the stunt doesn’t kill us, we carry on.”

“I hope he lives a hundred years, that way he can take care of all the brothers a hundred years.”

“It doesn’t matter how good you are, if you are not benevolent towards your brothers, Jackie would not let you join the team.”

“I recall the time before he was famous, I was his stunt coordinator along with this guy named Peng Gang. The two of us followed Jackie. At that time his salary was merely a few thousand HKD. Coordinating only fetched 12,000 HKD. He wanted to split it equally. He took four thousand himself, Peng Gang and I four thousand each.”

As the video played, Chan’s current team ducked behind a row of people from his original stunt team, then waited quietly behind him as he spoke.

“For 40 years, we’ve been through thick and thin. Fractured bones, broken limbs, sent to the hospital at 5 or 6 in the morning. No one sees that at the theater.
The JC stunt team has grown for seven generations. And you see each of us getting old. I too am getting old. You see each class grown and learn. You see them rising up,”

Then Chan turned around, and a roomful of chefs began to peel onions or something because it all got a little hard to see at that point.

Two more people spoke after Chan, and summed up pretty well what he means to Chinese culture, actors and artists, and basically the world.

“Most of you seated in the house are young. I feel that today joining us for this programme should allow you to learn much. Brother here is a year older than me. He is among all Chinese actors, in this world today, the most well-known actor, well-known artist.”

“When you’re an artist, there’s a role model who influences you. Brother Jackie is our role model.”

Source: Carbonated.TV

That cafeteria has great acoustics – Lady Gaga freestyles ‘Born This Way’ and it’s amazing

While working on her more recent album Joanna last summer, Lady Gaga visited a boy’s home in Cabo San Lucas, Casa Hogar. Apparently she had such a problem with the architecture of the building that she took it upon herself to blow the flippin roof off the place by belting out an acapella rendition of Born This Way.

Casa Hogar is a home for children who are waiting for adoption, or to be reunited with their families. According to their Facebook page, a young boy named Christian asked Lady Gaga for a song, which is what lead to the Gaga’s impromptu performance.

Source: Entertainment Weekly

Neil Gaiman reading Poe’s ‘The Raven’ is everything you thought it would be

Neil Gaiman is a bit of a nerd icon, a geek hero if you will. He’s authored several iconic comic book series, written/cowritten numerous TV shows and movies, and penned several widely well received and widely loved novels, plus he has a cute dog.

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Image courtesy of Wikipedia

All that considered, it’s easy to see why fans lost their collective shit when Gaiman released a video of him reading Edgar Allan Poe’s ‘The Raven’ in a candlelit room next to a fireplace.

Enjoy!

Pokemon Go update – How to evolve Eevee into an Espeon or Umbreon

Pokemon Go is still going strong, and to make sure it stays that way Niantic just added 80 new generation 2 Pokemon. Among them are two new Eeveelutions: Espeon and Umbreon.

If you remember, previously in Pokemon Go it was as easy as switching an Eevee’s name to guarantee you got what you wanted when evolving it.

Sparky > Jolteon
Rainer > Vaporeon
Pyro > Flareon

With the new update, the same trick applies.

Tamao > Umbreon
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Sakura > Espeon
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A quick tip: To ensure you get the Eeveelution you want, don’t just rename your Eevee and evolve it right away. I’ve done this several times and had about a 30% success rate.

To be safe, first rename all Eevees you’ll be evolving, then close out of Pokemon Go. When you reopen Pokemon Go, you can safely evolve your Eevees into their new bad ass forms.

Source: Polygon

Rare footage of a polar bear who can’t walk on ice

OK so that’s a misleading title. Maybe I should have went with, “Polar bear runs onto a hockey rink, and you won’t believe what happens next!” or, “A man, a gopher, and a polar bear went for a walk, what happens next will shock you!”

At any rate, the following clip is funny. It makes me laugh. There, short and to the point.

The video features some hilarious outtakes from a commercial shoot for White Bear Mitsubishi in White Bear Lake, Minnesota. Brilliantly they decided to get a few people in mascot suits to walk around on a hockey rink. Mascots on ice… people in big hard-to-maneuver-in suits… walking on frozen slippery ass ice. What could go wrong?

If I lived in Minnesota and was looking for a car, this place would get my business.

Classic Clip – Honey Badger, zero shits given

If the phrase, “Honey badger don’t care,” means nothing to you, I recommend you block off the next 5 minutes. 3:20 to watch the video, and 1:40 to immediately send the link to everyone you know so they can appreciate it as well.

Narrated by ‘Randall,’ this video took on a life of its own in 2011. The video now sits at over 81 million views. That’s about 80,999,999 more views than QTW’s spin-off video, “Honey badger cares a lot,” which doesn’t really exist.

Randall stated he chose to redub the National Geographic footage because “this animal eats King Cobras, demolishes animals, and this narrator that is so boring, so I said, ‘we need to spice this thing up.'” Randall also stated that he would be overjoyed if he had the honor of meeting a real honey badger. “If I met a real one, I would, probably like, let it bite my balls off if it wanted to,” states Randall in a 2014 interview with Celebs Daily.

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Whether you’ve seen it before or not, click play, turn up the volume, and imagine how many more nature documentaries you would watch if they were all narrated like this one.

Today’s decor is tomorrow’s currency – Fallout Nuka Cola cap magnets

If you’re looking to slowly ease yourself into the idea of a post apocalyptic society, but don’t want to go through a lot of trouble, these Fallout magnets may be just what you need.

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By getting these magnets you’re not only getting rid of useless today money, but buying future money. It’s like going to another country and exchanging your currency, but getting a dollar bill you can stick to the fridge.

Stock up on ThinkGeek before the bombs drop and it’s too late!