Just a kitty and its epic struggle to defy gravity

Cats – the graceful ninjas of the animal kingdom.

Exhibit A:

Yes, the poor little bugger has a few  missteps and takes a plunge, but not before wiggling every which way and contorting its body to almost prevent the fall.
Hell, the cat’s even trying to do pull-ups at the end.

Imagine a dog in that situation. The clip would have been about 2 seconds long and ended with the dog in a lump almost before the person could hit ‘Record.’ Dopey dogs.

Fallout 4 power armor cosplay – Perfect for stomping radroaches

When someone hears the word ‘Fallout,’ several images instantly come to mind: charred and lifeless landscapes, blue jumpsuits, bookshelves displaying the heads of your victims.

Oh… am I the only one who does that? Whoopsie.

One other thing should come to mind pretty quickly when thinking about Fallout: Power Armor.

Enter: MrZ

Photo: Joe Morley Photography

Yeah, that’s some real looking shit right there! MrZ didn’t skimp on the detail, so you shouldn’t feel bad about swooning a little when you see it in action. You should feel bad, however, if you stand in the way for too long and end up squished under one of those big ass feet.

Considering how large and clunky it must feel to wear the armor, he still moves around pretty easily. Plus there’s the added advantage of looking intimidating as hell with that slow, deliberate pace.

Source: FashionablyGeek

Eye of the Tiger played by a dot matrix printer is ear-piercingly enjoyable

There’s no shortage of people making music with unique and interesting methods, sometimes even going so far as to create their own wacky ass instruments. One of my favorite innovations is when people repurpose completely non-musical items to play recognizable tunes, albeit sometimes only barely.

That being said: Dot matrix printer music. There’s a lot of it out there now, but this is easily my favorite. It’s well done, mostly accurate, and slowly builds up to a high pitched flurry of ear drum-busting goodness.

Enjoy it for as long as you can!

Classic Clip – H’okay, this is how the world ends

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
 -T.S. Elliot

Clearly T.S. Elliot didn’t know about the existence of this video, which shows the world doesn’t end with a bang or a whimper, but instead with a, “WTF mate?”

Originally uploaded in 2003 to a site that’s home to many ‘old school’ internet videos, Albino Blacksheep, this video explains with 100% accuracy what we all have to look forward to.

Australia, load up on winter coats. A storm’s a’comin.

Plizzanet Earth with Snoop Dogg – Nature documentaries done right

Late night TV tends to be kind of hit or miss, but some recurring skits are never miss. Even the most boring Top 10 List on Letterman, or a meh edition of Carnac the Magnificent on Carson were still worth your full attention.

Sometimes, however, it takes a former inmate turned rapper/actor/singer/song writer/record producer/record executive/activist to turn an OK idea into a great one.

Does such a person even exist?

Leave it to Jimmy Kimmel to find this completely unknown person and lift him from obscurity to hilarious heights. Snoop Dogg, aka Snoop Doggy Dogg, aka Snoopzilla, aka host of Plizzanet Earth, narrates nature clips and turns them into the least informative yet most entertaining documentaries you’ll ever see.

Be sure to check out more on the Jimmy Kimmel Live! channel

The Lego Ninjago looks brick-tastic

The Lego Movie was surprisingly entertaining. I say that as someone who grew up loving both Lego and all things funny, so that isn’t surprising.

What is surprising is that the team behind it looks like they’re going to nail the same sense of humor in The Lego Ninjago Movie.

Voice actors for The Lego Ninjago Movie include Jackie Chan, Olivia Munn, Dave Franco, Kumail Nanjiani, and Fred Armisen.

The movie releases September 22, 2017.

 

 

Cracking an 80′ bull whip – If Indiana Jones had one of these, his movies would have been completely different

The title of the video honestly says everything that needs saying, but I’ll elaborate anyway.

This is a video of Bryan Ropar attempting to crack an 80 foot long bull whip. First of all, where do you even get one of those things? Because seriously, unless the Amazon women on Futurama are using them, I see no need for such a thing to exist.

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Me want snu snu!
Image courtesy of Top Ten TV

Luckily for us, Bryan has a good sense of humor and a healthy respect for physics. Not healthy enough to avoid doing something as stupid as playing with an 80′ whip, mind you, but healthier than the average bear.