Have you ever wanted to know what it would be like to run across rooftops, climb to the tippy-top of a church steeple, stabbinate people in the back in broad daylight and get away with it simply by sitting on a bench next to some drab old townies?
The you need to play Assassin’s Creed!
Assassin’s Creed games have an amazing way of making you feel like Jubei Kibagami one minute, and Mr. Magoo the next. In no other world can you run across a 3″ wide wooden beam without wavering in the slightest, completely cross town never touching the ground, and land with laser like precision on an enemy 4 stories below you without even spraining an ankle, but then in your effort to escape end up being so busy doing sprints and inverted leg lunges against a wall instead of climbing it that the guards cut you to fucking pieces?
That’s right; only in Assassin’s Creed! Which is why this comic by Arcade Rage Comics feels so close to home.